Today’s NaPoWriMo’s prompt immediately sent my mind to a familiar story. One I imagine you may all know in form or another. So I decided to use that inspiration to concoct something truly… absurd. It made me chuckle. Perhaps it’ll do the same for you.
The Louse and the Blue Whale
Now you may have all heard
The fabled word
Of the Elephant and the Mouse
But not even Shakespeare
Could bend your ear
To the tale of the Whale and the Louse
As unlikely a kinship
As an iceberg and a steamship
And one most could not even spy
I’ll tell you true
As best I can do
May I be struck down if I lie
The first thing to know
If you’re inclined to do so
Is that this louse was quite a great swimmer
And the Blue Whale in question
I feel I should mention
Didn’t like krill or shrimp for dinner
Why is that key?
Well shortly you’ll see
As this tale most bizarre unfolds
Of one quite a glutton
One smaller than a button
Neither liking to do as told
One fair breezy day
‘Bout half twelve I’d say
The Whale decided he wanted a snack
And the little tiny Louse
Cosy in his little house
Was woken by a booming loud ‘thwack’
The Whale had jumped ground
With a mighty loud pound
Driven by a craving for some fruit
Because of the great clatter
The Louse came pitter-patter
Riding his favourite pet Newt
They looked at each other
Both thinking ‘oh brother’
Now isn’t this quite a scene
A Newt stride critter
The world’s largest cherry picker
It was the strangest thing either had seen
The whale said ‘hellew’
The louse did so too
And then they both burst into guffaws
For even the most stern
Or tastefully modern
But had to chuckle at what each saw
From that day they both did meet
At the time the Choughs did tweet
And shared a good laugh together
Unlikely of friends
Till the bitter end
They became like birds of a feather
Sometimes out the water
Deep down if it was hotter
They’d eat and drink and play
And if you did ask
How this kinship did start
They’d just giggle and go on their way
They say great friendships are made
In the most unlikely of ways
And this tale bears no exception
A Louse smaller than a Snail
And a great big Blue Whale
And a friendship of such strange conception