GloPoWriMo 2018: Day XXV: Warning: Contains Nuts

Product may be harmful
If consumed in immoderate quantities
Retailer not responsible
No provided warranties

May encounter difficulties
In extreme moisture or heat
Kindly moderate intake
Of brown liquids and red meat

Shelf life may fluctuate
Depending on care of use
Kindly maintain well
Kindly avoid abuse

Limited edition product
Entirely one of a kind
Poor substitutes available in market
Identical goods you will not find

If damaged, DIY recommended
Product designed to self sustain
If owner shows good will
The product can be maintained

These guidelines are key
No ifs, ands, or buts
Enjoy your Old Model Z
Warning: Contains nuts